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Bend Proposes to Outlaw Body Odor on City Buses
Portland Oregonian / AP Report ^
| 1/13/2003
| AP Staff
Posted on 01/13/2003 12:29:39 PM PST by ex-Texan
Bend Proposes to Outlaw Body Odor on City Buses
BEND, Ore. (AP) -- Planning to ride the bus in Bend? You might not want to skip your morning shower.
Proposed new city rules would ban anyone who "emanated a grossly repulsive odor that is unavoidable by other Bend Extended Area Transit customers" from being in bus stations or on the buses.
The regulations would also prohibit spitting, defecating, smoking and skateboarding.
"It's an effort to keep the riding experience as pleasant and safe as possible," said Bend city attorney Jim Forbes, who pointed out that the city already has an ordinance prohibiting people from releasing "highly objectionable odors" from their property.
The Bend City Council on Wednesday will consider preliminary approval of the ordinance at a meeting Wednesday.
The city's transit system is currently reservations-based. Last year, the city expanded the transit service for seniors and the disabled into a service for the general public, but no scheduled routes have been so far been established.
The draft ordinance would also require riders to wear shirts and shoes, agree not to curse in the presence of a minor or someone who might be offended, or extend body parts through the windows and doors of a moving vehicle.
Forbes said he will recommend that riders be allowed to carry a firearm if they have a concealed weapons permit with them, because the city can't overrule a state law that allows people to have concealed handgun permits.
Copyright 2003 Associated Press. All rights reserved.
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: bendoutlawsbo; bonotpc; pufflist
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LOL, LOL, LOL ! ..... B.O. is no longer P.C.
Gak ! ... Gulp! Why that is discriminatory! I have a fundamental Constitutional right to take my body odor anywhere I wish to when I travel. As a citizen, I demand my fundamental B.O. rights!
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posted on
01/13/2003 12:29:40 PM PST
by
ex-Texan
To: ex-Texan
Has there ever been a "hold muh Body Odor Alert" ?
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posted on
01/13/2003 12:32:00 PM PST
by
happygrl
To: ex-Texan
Michael Moore has organized an emergency team of lawyers to fight this unfair ordinance.
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posted on
01/13/2003 12:32:08 PM PST
by
per loin
To: ex-Texan
I would like to know how they are going to "outlaw" body odor! OTOH, I wish a few more NY cab drivers would discover soap and water....
To: ex-Texan
How about flatulence? Does it cover that? And bad breath?
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posted on
01/13/2003 12:38:23 PM PST
by
LaraCroft
('Bout time)
To: ex-Texan
This may have the side benefit of allowing us to easily tract down ner-do-well Islamic types. Believe me deodorant is not high on their list of hygiene products. A little b.o. and a bottle of cologne and a guy is ready to meet his 72 virgins.I know I lived over there.
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posted on
01/13/2003 12:39:02 PM PST
by
foolscap
To: FeliciaCat
I would like to know how they are going to "outlaw" body odor! They're not. They're just not going to let stinky people on the bus.
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posted on
01/13/2003 12:39:23 PM PST
by
r9etb
To: ex-Texan
Dunno, but I'd prefer a little honest BO to the perfume factory sitting in the front row of the bus this AM. It isn't good to start Monday morning thinking of New Orleans bawdy houses on Saturday night...
To: ex-Texan
The draft ordinance would also require riders to wear shirts and shoes, agree not to curse in the presence of a minor or someone who might be offended, or extend body parts through the windows and doors of a moving vehicle. Spoilsports - trying to curtail nominees for Darwin Awards.
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posted on
01/13/2003 12:41:35 PM PST
by
dirtboy
To: LaraCroft
How about flatulence? Does it cover that? And bad breath? I think those are covered by "emanat[ing] a grossly repulsive odor that is unavoidable by other Bend Extended Area Transit customers."
It's not a civil right to be disgusting in public, much less to loosen the hold of other people on their lunch.
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posted on
01/13/2003 12:41:50 PM PST
by
r9etb
To: LaraCroft
Bend has a city bus?
To: ex-Texan
The regulations would also prohibit spitting, defecating, smoking and skateboarding. Bad news for infants who want to ride the bus.
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posted on
01/13/2003 12:44:49 PM PST
by
deaconblues
(The horror!)
To: FeliciaCat
I think of the old saying "you can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular".
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posted on
01/13/2003 12:44:57 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(...as Al Yankovic's voice singing "Another One Rides The Bus" keeps looping through my head...)
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; AntiGuv; dubyaismypresident; Grani; ...
Are you trying to tell me something!?!???
"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....
If you want on or off this list, please let me know!
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posted on
01/13/2003 12:45:15 PM PST
by
mhking
To: ex-Texan
At one place where I worked, there was a visitor with an incredibly bad body odor. My nostrils would be burning 50 feet away from him. This is a good law.
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posted on
01/13/2003 12:47:44 PM PST
by
xm177e2
To: ex-Texan
Isn't this ethnic profiling against the French?
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posted on
01/13/2003 12:47:46 PM PST
by
B Knotts
To: ex-Texan; hchutch; dighton
"It's an effort to keep the riding experience as pleasant and safe as possible," said Bend city attorney Jim Forbes, who pointed out that the city already has an ordinance prohibiting people from releasing "highly objectionable odors" from their property.He who smelt it dealt it :o)
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posted on
01/13/2003 12:48:48 PM PST
by
Poohbah
(When you're not looking, this tag line says something else.)
To: ex-Texan
But...it's my life choice to stink!
To: ex-Texan
The regulations would also prohibit spitting, defecating, smoking and skateboarding. Does this strike anyone else as a weird conflation? Or maybe they're after anyone doing all four at once?
To: happygrl
This is SO funny! Down here, our fair city has made it a crime to deny anything to ANYONE on the basis of dress or body oder. Heheheheh.
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